May 1, 2016
I fully understand that this is a national security matter and will do my part to comply, but it would be really great if we didn’t have to go through this routine every time I want to fly:
“What is that?”
“That is my bra.”
Time for a pat-down/feel-up to confirm that the article of clothing around my ribcage that I am claiming is a bra, that appears to be a bra, is indeed a bra and that the enclosed items that I am claiming are breasts, that appear to be breasts, are indeed breasts.